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Post by butterfly on Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:37 pm

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..

- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction? "

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,

- "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."


So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In IT industries"



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Re: a morl corporate story

Post by sadness_life on Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:42 pm

Nice story sis u so sweet:p
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Re: a morl corporate story

Post by Saira.Ba.G on Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:21 pm

Amazing.
Really when comes to cutting the jobs.The lower crew suffer.

One thing other it gives up the idea how to build a company.Read it care fully and you will come to know about the setup of the most of the companies.
Thanks for sharing.

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Re: a morl corporate story

Post by Ronal-wen on Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:50 pm

Nice story butterfly Very Happy
thanks for sharing

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